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The Archive: August 2004


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News

James Earl Jones Named CIA Chief Bush PDB Writer Resigns, Starts New Career With Cliffs Notes Homeland Security: "Gettysburg, Vicksburg, Pearl Harbor Are Potential Terrorist Targets" Al Roker Taken Hostage by Demanding Dolphins; Negotiations Stalled Survey: Seniors Jonesing for Canadian Fix America's Unemployed Linked to Al-Qaeda Freedom Ferret: Blowing the Filter Off a Little Thing Called "The Truth" McGreevey's Admission Opens the Door for Other Politicians Bush Retracts Bin Laden Steel Cage Match Offer Crumbs on Old Jew Offer Clues About Ancestors, Matzo Anti-Terror Watch List Keeps Kennedy Off Planes Bush Seeks Congressional Medal of Honor for Scarred Liver, Saving Co-ed From Pool Unprecedented Survey Result: 100% Would Vote for Bush DeadBrain Time Machine: Martha Stewart Standoff Enters Second Week ESPN Anchor Knighted for Contribution to Society New Study Links Obesity to Food, Beverages

Politics

Illinois Republicans Resurrect Abraham Lincoln for Senate Run Sunday Mystery: Three Davenport, Iowa Robberies Solved! Teresa Heinz Kerry Tells "Dick" Cheney: "Sit on My Face!" Bush Targets Lunatic Vote Republicans Announce Plans for Family Fun at RNC Bush May Become Cable Fishing Show Co-Host Democrats: GOP Silenced Rick James to Prevent Kerry Endorsement Colin Powell, Ahmed Chalabi Skipping RNC Bash Charley Attacks Florida; Kerry Has Unexpected 'Nam Flashback Lagging in Campaign Fundraising, Bush Offers Line of New Hygiene Products The "Not Very Swift" TV Commercial Kerry's Attack Sinks Swift Boat Critics GOP Convention Brings Jobs to New York Prostitutes and Drug Dealers Fresh From Swift Boat Victory, Karl Rove Sits Down with DeadBrain Bloomberg Retracts Offer of Hotel Rooms, Jalapeno Poppers for Protestors Bush-Cheney '04 Holds McCain's Family at "Undisclosed Location" Loathing Laura: America Turns on Its First Lady - Part 1 Freedom Ferret Haiku Strips: Republican Convention, Day 1 of 4 "Stoned Guy" Reports on Monday's Republican Convention Events

Entertainment

The Ex-Files: The Demise of Dunst and Gyllenhaal A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Collateral! Courtney Love Sets Her Sights on Elvis' Throne A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Alien vs. Predator! American Midol: Last Columnist Drooling – A Heartfelt Love Letter to Gary Gulman A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Everything Is Everything! The Ex-Files: The Ex-Laker and His Leading Lady Vanish A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Without a Paddle! A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid! A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Hero! A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Brown Bunny!

Sport

Barry Bonds Faints While Waiting for Burger King Order

Propaganda

Democratic National Convention Coverage Wrap-Up DeadBrain.com's Top Ten Most Popular Articles, Year One! DeadBrain Writers Select Their Favorite Quotes From Year One Editor's Note on the Auspicious Occasion of DeadBrain's First Birthday To Celebrate Its One-Year Anniversary, US Satire Site DeadBrain.com Targets the 2004 Election, Then The Onion, Then the World Republican Convention Mega-Gigantic Daily Coverage!

See also

August 2004 in our UK edition

July 2004 Archive Index September 2004



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