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The Archive: April 2005


Ah, April, the month when a person's fancy turns to something that people often refer to as a "fancy" for absolutely no sane reason. But we digress. Here's what we posted this month:

News

Global Warming Linked To Dead, Missing Children Johnnie Cochran Makes a Splash in the Ghoul Pool Schiavos Scheduled for Family Feud DHHG Offers Help with Mortgage Calculations Bush Seeks to Become Next Pope Pope's Funeral Finds Freedom Ferret Pontiff-icating...in Haiku Freedom Ferret's Educated Guess at Pope's Sassy Cerebral Sendoff "Pope-A-Looza 2005" Tour to Hit the Worldwide Road Arnie Takes Aim at Throne of St. Peter New York Times to Examine the "Important Stuff" Ceiling Fandango: DHHG Seeks Restrictions on Faux Tropical Fans Meet the "Beetles" - The New Fab Three of Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld Cardinal Carlin Refuses Communion To Rick Santorum An Open Letter to Pope Benedict XVI Iraqi Checkpoint Training Prepares NYC Traffic Agents for New Duties 'Joey Rats' Named New Pope - More World Reactions US Almost Captures Bin Laden; iPod Yielding Intelligence

Politics

Who Knows What Lurks in the White House Email Server? We Do! Billy Bob Thornton Blasts Activist Judges UN Nominee Bolton to Undergo Anger Management Therapy With Jack Nicholson Bush's Papal Gamble Pays Off...Sort Of Santorum Charges Benedict XVI "Too Sexy, Too Liberal" The Crème de la Crème of White House Press Briefings

Entertainment

A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Sin City! A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Beauty Shop! American Midol: The 2005 Webby Awards and Their "Humor" Nominees A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Sahara! A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Fever Pitch! Mississippi Burning – For Britney Spears Intern No More, Paris Hilton Says "That's Hot" to Network News American Midol: Hollywood Dawgs Playing Poker A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...XXX: State of the Union! A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!

Sport

Kentucky and Duke to Have Their Own NCAA Championship Game Tiger Woods Says He's Retiring

See also

April 2005 in our UK edition

March 2005 Archive Index May 2005



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