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The Archive: August 2005


It was an august August, as these articles admittedly attest:

News

Rumsfeld Renames "War On Terror," Calls for "Kinder, Gentler Struggle" America: British Need More Hysteria, Less Calm During Terror Attacks Kansas Schools Launch "Intelligent Design" Auto Mechanics Class Judith Miller Pardoned; Receives Highest Presidential Honor Pataki Courts the Dull and Listless in 2008 Presidential Bid Extreme Makeover at the U.N. - Demolition Style Gay-Friendly God Smites Boy Scouts Bush Meets With Cindy Sheehan, Offers Coke and Sympathy DeadBrain Receives Leaked Portion of Pat Robertson's "Assassination List" Pentagon to Honor Terror Victims With a Parade and Pool Party Bush Places Blame for War Dead on Parents

Politics

Fun With Dubya - The Movie Collection Kerry's Adult Film Did Not Violate Law Pundit Robert Novak Joins "Dick" Cheney at Cussers Anonymous Bush Shoves Bolton Up United Nations Assembly

Entertainment

DHHG Chief Calls for "Purple Power" Robert Novak’s Head Explodes "Mama's Boy" George Bush Gets the Business From Barb on Their Oprah Appearance Re-Opening "The Ex-Files" DHHG Supports Allies with "Batty for Britain" Program American Midol: Eleven Things You Don't Know About Women (a Blatant "Esquire" Rip-off) Lance Armstrong Weighing His Career Options

Sport

Pinocchio Palmeiro Makes Hypocrite Hall of Fame

Propaganda

New Humor Column Takes Home and Garden Craze to the Red Alert Level DeadBrain.com Takes Top Honors at Satire Awards, Maintains Appearance of Humility DeadBrain.com's Editor Appears on NPR Without Inciting Riot

See also

August 2005 in our UK edition

July 2005 Archive Index September 2005



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