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The Archive: December 2005


When we turned two, it was a very good year, and these were the very good articles from the last very good month of that very good year - verily:

News

Fox News to Implement Fact-Checking Policy Local Business Ends Casual Fridays Revealed: Why Vice President Cheney Doesn't Call It "Torture" Schwarzenegger Auctions Tookie's Penis, Kidneys to Balance California Budget Terrorists Enroll in Sewing Class After TSA "Banned Item" Policy Change Israel Offers to Move Iran to Stone Age

Politics

Condi Visits Secret CIA Camps in Europe, Tells Brits to "Back Off" Revealed: Bush Chose Alito Because "Jesus Wrote the Constitution" In Election Surprise, Iraqis Choose Jennifer Aniston

Entertainment

DHHG Proposes Dress Code; Overalls To Be Outlawed The Ex-Files: "Newlyweds" No More A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Syriana! A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Aeon Flux! NBC: "All Good News, All the Time," Says Couric The Health Report: Holiday Spending Medications! The Curmudgeon Bastard: Steakhouse Rules A Holiday Message From the Department of Homeland Homes and Gardens American Midol: Ho-Ho-Hey! What About Joseph? The Health Report: How to Have Christmas Dinner With Your Family The Curmudgeon Bastard: Designer Cocktails for a Thousand?! DHHG Profiles in Cleaning: Missy Swiffer American Midol: Of the Top Three New Year's Resolutions, Which One(s) Will You Shun? A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Brokeback Mountain! A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Top Five Movies of 2005!

Sport

Tennessee Football Email Calms Some Fans, Boggles the Minds of Others

See also

December 2005 in our UK edition

November 2005 Archive Index January 2006



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