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The Health Report: Holiday Spending Soars for Pets, Plummets for Children Three BILLION??

Special Election 2006 Health Report: The Blind Can See! Now all they have to do is start dodging those rolling heads.

The Health Report: Studies Show President Bush Does Not Have Dementia ".....and you are....?

American Midol: Four Crucial Survival Secrets for the Reality-Slapped Wife It's funny because the editor knows it's true.

American Midol: Confessions of a Mama Eunuch Believe me, it's a figurative headline.

Stephen King Gets Writer's Block for Several Hours An entire afternoon - wasted!

American Midol: Shocking Revelations From a Reluctantly Brand-Conscious Consumer Don't let her fool you, she LOVES brands.

American Midol: Bauer vs. Rumsfeld – The Torture Olympics Showdown Quien es mas macho?

Heather Mills McCartney Suffers Nervous Breakdown After Realizing She Married a "Beatle" Perhaps an exterminator might be of help.

The Health Report: University of California Los Angeles Approves Marijuana Use Breathe, people. Breathe.

Latest Forecast: Hot Summer Ahead, Full of Sizzling TV Shows About as accurate a prediction as any weatherman's.

A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews…X-Men: The Last Stand! Never believe a Hollywood ultimatum.

The Health Report: Medications and Homosexuality - If You're Gay, You Can Play Dick Cheney can hardly contain himself.

Ultrasound Technician Goes Mad After Seeing "Unspeakable Beauty" of Jolie-Pitt Fetus Look away!

A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Da Vinci Code! We have decoded the sequence, and it is...slightly more interesting than Al Capone's vault.

Britney Spears to Author "Child-Rearing For Dummies" She followed the golden rule of writing: "Write what you know."

The Health Report: Xanax Is NOT a Painkiller, Charlie Sheen! Really? Wow, were we fooled!

James Frey Says Harvard Student-Author Plagiarized His Lies; Wants to "Kick Her Petite Indian Ass" First Leif Garrett, and now this!

Cindy Sheehan's Advice Column, Volume III The Peace Mom answers your questions about life, love, and the Neo-Con agenda!

Suri Sure Sounds Super to TomKat! Can you find all 25 film references?

Another Installment of Cindy Sheehan's Advice Column For entertainment purposes only. Sort of.

Peace Mom Cindy Sheehan Launches Advice Column Your favorite activist answers questions about life, love, and the Neo-Con agenda!

A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...V for Vendetta! Didn't this come out, like, weeks ago?

Curmudgeon Bastard: Uniquely American Uniquely idiotic is more like it.

American Midol: Why Our Freaky Oral Fetishes Equal Big Business Open mouth, insert ______!

More Details From the Controversial "Copernicus Code" Trial Lawyers says author "stole the sun." You can never understand what those Brits are saying.

Finding Hate Online for Sci-Fi Fans Because love is for jerks.

Curmudgeon Bastard: I'd Prefer the Smell of Napalm in the Morning Yo dude, I think you stepped in something...

God Sues "Da Vinci Code" Author for Plagiarism Kick the man while he's down? God, you're so low.

Felix the Cat Nabbed in Kitty Porn Sting It's enough to rock your faith in the beauty of "celebreality."

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