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A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Calendar Girls!

Based on a true story. A group of biddies decide it's okay to flaunt their Florence Nightingales for a good cause.

Dad: Hey, we had that calendar! You hung it over our bed, honey, remember?

Mom: Yes, and we had great sex that year, too. It really increased your staying power.

Sis: I'm so glad I'm going to college soon, so I can get away from you warped freaks.

Bro: Sometimes it's okay to have impure thoughts about older women. Right, Mom?

Baby: In light of our youth-obsessed culture, it's refreshing to see natural, aged bodies in movies. That said, those ladies reminded me of yesterday's breakfast - lumpy cream of wheat with raisins. Ack!

Verdict: Wait for the rental.


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