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Janet and Justin's Top Ten Excuses for Super Bowl Sunday's "Peek-a-Boobie"Feb 3 2004 by Lucky Lani, Allen Voivod
10. Justin Timberlake: "What's the big deal? It's not like I'm into girls."9. Janet Jackson: "Jerry Falwell bribed us. He raises hell about it and gets his name in the papers. Win-win!" 8. Justin: "We thought, 'If that doesn't make President Bush choke on a pretzel, nothing will.' Too bad he slept through it. What a geezer!" 7. Janet: "Now no one will mistake me for Michael again!" 6. Justin: "The American people need to chill out, yo. And nothin' says 'chill' like the nurturing breast of a beautiful woman. As for the nipple piercing - WTF?!" 5. Janet: "He blew it. I told him to rip off the other one! THAT nipple had a 'Dean for America' piercing on it." 4. Justin: I desperately wanted to earn the privilege of calling her "Miss Jackson." 3. Guest excuse-maker Britney Spears: "He's obviously so depressed over losing me. I would be too. I lose me all the time. Where did I go? Oops, I lost me again!" 2. Justin: "We're protesting Malaysian child labor laws. See what happens when you pay an eight-year-old twelve cents a day? Really cheap-ass leather corsets! Hey! We're all victims here." And the number one excuse given by Justin or Janet to explain the boobie baring: 1. Janet: "I'm running out of plastic surgery solutions and my competition is half my age. How do you shock a nation when they've seen it all before? Sexual chocolate, baby. Sexual chocolate!"
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