A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Scooby-Doo 2!

If the American movie-going public hadn't spent over $100 million on the first one, we wouldn't even be talking about this piece of nonsense.

Dad: [Left and snuck into a theater showing Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, starring various hot teenage girls.]

Mom: [Left and snuck into a theater showing Dogville, starring Nicole Kidman.]

Sis: [Left and snuck into a theater showing Ned Kelly, starring various hot post-teenage boys.]

Bro: [Left and snuck into a theater showing Never Die Alone, starring rapper DMX and David Arquette.]

Baby: Hey, where did everybody go? Hey! There're laws against child abandonment, you know! Not to mention the psychological damage from being forced to watch a crappy movie starring a 20-foot-tall CGI dog!

Verdict: Please don't.


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