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A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Walking Tall!
Apr 2 2004 by Allen Voivod
The Rock takes on a remake of the hicksploitation classic. Though he looks more like he belongs at a luau.
 Dad: I think I finally understand what it means to have a man-crush.
 Mom: Oh please, I can't possibly get turned on by a man who's better groomed and has less body hair than me.
 Sis: If I had a credit card for every time I've shot a gun while wearing my red lace bra...I'd still be stuck in this total wasteland of a town.
 Bro: YEAH! YEAH! NOW KICK HIM IN THE JIMMIES! YEAH! DO IT! DO IT!
 Baby: When the best review they can quote in the commercial comes from a Spanish website, that ain't walking very tall. That's like dragging yourself on the ground. Even I don't do that anymore. The Rock's got star quality, but the movie's just an easy ripoff.
 Verdict: You probably have better things to do, but the WWE demo might have fun watching it.
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