| |
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Girl Next Door!
Apr 9 2004 by Allen Voivod
The movie pimping of 24's Elisha Cuthbert begins with a teen sex comedy. Her character used to do the "reverse cowgirl" and the "piledriver." We know where this is going...
 Dad: This movie's got it all wrong - porn stars are the jealous ones. You can't give them enough attention - they're too high maintenance. That kid in the movie could be tops in the bedroom and still not cut it with her.
 Mom: Some stupid cheerleader you talked into filming in college doesn't count as experience with a porn star. Just get over it already!
 Sis: I had to slap Roach Kirkson to get him to look at me just once during this movie. I wish that jaguar had eaten her last season on 24.
 Bro: (Singing) A whole new world/a new fantastic point of view/No one to tell us no/or where to go/or say we're only dreaming…
 Baby: A-ha! Someone finally found Elisha Cuthbert's personality! This'll only be a footnote in Leonard Maltin's next movie compendium, but so what? It's not meant to be rigorously examined. My pediatrician could learn a thing or two from this movie.
 Verdict: Light-hearted fun to be had, if you're not easily offended. Worth a rental at least, probably a matinee at most.
Related Articles
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Whole Ten Yards!
Apr 9 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Walking Tall!
Apr 2 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Hellboy!
Apr 2 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Jersey Girl!
Mar 26 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Ladykillers!
Mar 26 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Scooby-Doo 2!
Mar 26 2004
|
|
