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A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Whole Ten Yards!
Apr 9 2004 by Allen Voivod
After a less-than-successful checkup, the psychiatrist prescribed stronger mood elevators for the DFOF. Then the DFOF tested the drugs by going to see this sequel.
 Dad: Woo hoohoohoo! Chickens! Hah!
 Mom: I never thought I'd be happy to have a wedding ring made of melted-down dental fillings...but oh! How it shines in the movie projector's light!
 Sis: Hollywood thinks putting people in fat suits is funny. It's so not! I was totally fat when I was a baby, and no one lets me live it down. It wasn't my fault! Let me move on!
 Bro: Amanda Peet doesn't get naked this time and I'm not bummed. Does that mean the dose is too strong or she makes a bad naked chick?
 Baby: Wow, whatever the doc prescribed must get passed through the breast milk. I haven't been this loopy since Dad repainted two walls in the nursery. Movie? What movie? Oh well. I doubt I missed much.
 Verdict: Trying too hard for laughs is the real killer. Wait for a rental and the right mood elevator.
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