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A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Kill Bill Vol. 2!
Apr 16 2004 by Allen Voivod
Blockbuster Boy finishes the bloody epic that could've been plagiarized from a thousand different movies no one's ever heard of, and we'd never be the wiser.
 Dad: If I had a sword like that, I'd walk the Earth like Kane from Kung Fu and destroy every copier, fax machine and desktop calculator known to mankind.
 Mom: If I had a sword like that, I'd make Lorena Bobbitt look like the laziest redneck dirtbag in the trailer park.
 Sis: If I had a sword like that, I'd put it to Roach Kirkson's throat and make him go to the bridal store at the mall and sit there while I try on dresses. Not that I wanna marry him or anything. I just wanna make him suffer.
 Bro: [Hyperventilated and fainted during the movie, requiring a brief visit to the local emergency room.]
 Baby: I'm sure it's great and all, but I cry when Mom leaves the closet door open at night. You think I'm even gonna try to watch this? I'd rather watch Jesus get nailed to a cross again.
 Verdict: Unless you hate Tarantino or you agree with Joe Lieberman about movie violence, you should enjoy this on the big screen.
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