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A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...13 Going on 30!
Apr 23 2004 by Allen Voivod
Jennifer Garner gets her first starring role in a body-switching comedy, the genre that had its heyday back when her character was 13 and not going on 30. Or something.
 Dad: Honey, thanks for thinking that Jennifer Garner's hot. It's like you've given me permission to fantasize about her - as a 30-year-old, that is.
 Mom: I'm sure it's no coincidence that all the naked girls I see in Playboy these days look just like her. Except for the medicine balls grafted onto their torsos.
 Sis: So she has a bummer 13th birthday party, so what? At least she grew up to be a spy, kick the jelly out of SD6 AND wear hella hot outfits.
 Bro: It would be so COOL to be my age, but in an adult body. You wanna know what I'd do, don't you? Well I won't tell you! That's between me and my special hombre, Paco Tostado. He smells funny.
 Baby: As a morality tale, it's not even on a par with Sagwa The Chinese Siamese Cat. What a stupid name for a cat! But the actors give you reason enough to go see it. Garner and Ruffalo are fun, and the supporting cast seems to be enjoying themselves too.
 Verdict: Until the blockbusters finally get here, go out and have a little cinematic appetizer.
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