A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Envy!

Hmmm…a movie about a product that makes dog poop disappear. You can just smell the critics getting ready to make plays on that theme, can't you? Well, lucky for you, we won't go down that road…

Dad: Don't Envy us for having to watch this movie - haw haw haw!

Mom: Yes, go out and commit all Seven Deadly Sins instead of seeing this movie - har har har!

Sis: You two are so gay, you probably wear each other's clothes and dance around to Justin Timberlake CDs for a good time.

Bro: You don't wanna know what they do for fun, Sis. I got outta school early one day and tried to surprise them - but I got the surprise. I didn't know about the secret panel in the ceiling above their bed. Or the harness. Or that Mom was double-jointed. I'm still talking about it to our therapist, and that was three years ago.

Baby: Barry Levinson blows another one. How does a director get an even better cast than Bandits had and still make a lame movie? Simple - he gets old. Put him out to pasture, Hollywood! Box him up with my infant rattles and put him in the attic until the next yard sale, when we can sell him on the cheap to some unsuspecting passer-by.

Verdict: Ben Stiller and Jack Black elevate a bad movie to rental status with their comedic skills.


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