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A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Soul Plane!May 28 2004 by Allen Voivod
So this movie stars Snoop Dogg and Tom Arnold. Mmmm-hmmm. [Whistling.] Wait, there, there it is, a tingle of excite--no, no, it's just a cramp. Never mind. Dad: Tell that Boondocks guy Aaron McGruder that black people steal from white people's culture, too, and this movie proves it by stealing from Airplane!. He should just calm down and get with the whole melting pot action America's got going on. Mom: Hey, I had black, and I went back...Aw, it's a white chick thing. You wouldn't understand. Sis: So that's what black people are like? We should so get some to move to our town! They're the shi...shizzzie..oh, why do they have to talk all whack like that? Bro: Shot him in the ass on the downstroke, yep, shot him in the ass on the down--what? Oh, forget Soul Plane. I'm groovin' to Soulflower. That Pharcyde song kicks the shiznit outta this whole movie. Baby: The rare occasions I've seen my family laughing together taught me that people having fun are funny - which is the one saving grace of this film. But Airplane! made me laugh a lot harder. Can't a baby get a Zucker brutha in the house? Verdict: Worth a rental, as long as Snoop Dogg's handling the horticultural duties on Movie Night.Related Articles A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Shrek 2! May 21 2004
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