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 American Midol: If Opinions Are Like A**Holes, Why Do We Worship the Flotsam and Jetsam of Michael Moore's Puckered Orifice?Jul 3 2004 by Lani Voivod
What do we really know about Michael Moore, other than he's the director of Fahrenheit 9/11, the most financially successful documentary ever to hit theaters?And maybe, if we've been paying attention over the last 15 years, we might know he's done other All-Hail-the-Proletariat contra-mentaries, like 1989's Roger and Me, 2002's Bowling for Columbine, and some similarly-themed TV gigs in between. But he's not the only one with anti-government rage - especially in the Robbins-Sarandon-Clooney-Streisand-Gere-Baldwin-Penn-Beatty vibe of Tinseltown. So why is he the only one to whom we pay any attention? It's certainly not his wild sex appeal. At 50 years old, Moore makes fighting the good fight look like the worst health and beauty gaffe a human can make. Could it be his fetching personality? Ummmm...No. 'Nuff said. In an ironic twist that befits a Greek comedy, Michael Moore owes his commercial success as a lone-wolf anti-hero to one thing and one thing only: the Republican Party. Without the Evil Rich White Men starring in the role of the all-important antagonist, this Irish-American underdog act would have been hooked by the cane long ago. Which makes one wonder five things:
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