A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Catwoman!

The DC Comics anti-hero gets her own movie, starring Halle Berry's various body parts. And it's all downhill from there. Sharon Stone as the villain? A former Mr. Julia Roberts as the love interest?! And some random French guy as the director?!? Danger, Will Robinson!

Dad: I never thought I'd say this, but she was better in Monster's Ball. "Ugly, naked and putting out" beats "hot, dressed and cracking a bullwhip" any day of the week.

Mom: Halloween, 1998. I wore a Catwoman outfit to the Bravermans' costume party, and Mr. Braverman asked if I was smuggling olives into the party. I didn't know what the dickens he was talking about - we'd brought our famous jello salad!

Sis: Omigod, I just bought that same outfit at Forever 21! Now I'm gonna look totally affected!

Bro: [In best Butthead voice] Uhhh…what the hell is this crap?

Baby: I wouldn't trade this movie for a case of diaper rash, but it was nearly as irritating. Just how worthless is it? Here's one indicator - the CGI on Scooby-Doo 2 was better. When this piece of junk comes out on video, the clerks should file it in the fetish section and forget about it.

Verdict: Not with any of your nine lives, please.


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