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American Midol: Cameron Diaz and the Fall of the Good Girl

We loved her in The Mask, didn’t we? Those eyes. That smile. Smoldering, I believe, is the word.

She put the "something" in Mary, and it was more than just protein-rich hair gel. It was that Holly-Golightly spring in her step - the one that teases and taunts and turns us on, yet somehow maintains its innocence. Even, as we found out years later while slurping up Charlie’s Angels, when showcased in a pair of Underoos.

Fascinating how the truth of someone’s appeal finally reveals itself.

The Star says:
    A steamy sex video featuring a young Cameron Diaz in a variety of sado-masochistic scenes has gone on sale over the Internet despite the Hollywood star's bid to block it in court.

The New York Post says:
    The video features Diaz topless and in fishnets. She and a leather-clad model named Natasha are vamping it up in a bondage scene with a chained man wearing nothing but a loose-fitting loincloth. At one point, the twosome toy with their male "slave," making him wear a black leather bondage mask and pretending to subjugate him.

WABC-TV says:
    [Cameron Diaz] reportedly made the kinky video more than a decade ago, before she became a star. It shows Diaz wearing nothing but fishnets, high heels, and a smile.

Dirty, dirty, dirty girl. Naughty Cameron. We didn’t know you had it in you - but we’re glad you do. And it makes all the sugary sweetness of the last decade all the yummier.

Yup - there’s "something about Cameron," all right. It’s a wildly giddy pleasure to discover that the "something" involves S&M, fishnets and a smile.

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