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A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid!
It's a sequel. And it's moved from funky puppet animatronics to cold precision CGI. And it's lost that special J. Lo. jiggle in the Daisy Dukes. This does not bode well. The "heroes" are pharmaceutical researchers, so we're having a hard time deciding for whom to root.
 Dad: HUMAN SEASON!
 Mom: ANACONDA SEASON!
Dad: HUMAN SEASON!
Mom: ANACONDA SEASON!
Dad: HUMAN SEASON!
Mom: ANACONDA SEASON!
Dad: HUMAN SEASON!
Mom: ANACONDA SEASON!
Dad: HUMAN SEASON!
Mom: ANACONDA SEASON!
Dad: HUMAN SEASON!
Mom: ANACONDA SEASON!
Dad: HUMAN SEASON!
Mom: ANACONDA SEASON!
Dad: HUMAN SEASON!
Mom: ANACONDA SEASON!
 Sis: SHUT UP!
 Bro: SHUT UP!
 Baby: Either I'm teething, or this entire episode has viperously bludgeoned my tender cranium.
 Verdict: It's a below-average B-movie. You're bound to find something better at your local second-run theater.
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