A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Hero!

Dustin Hoffman and Geena Davis do epic Chinese wire-fu movie! Oops, getting our Hero movies mixed up. Let's start over. Golden Girls bit player Quentin Tarantino helped bring this 2002 Chinese film, starring the incomparable Jet Li, to American shores.

Dad: There hasn't been a decent kung-fu flick since The Next Karate Kid, and I haven't missed a Hilary Swank movie since.

Mom: Except when you were quarantined during that TB scare and missed The Core on the big screen. Then, sir, a boy did cry.

Sis: Somebody at school told me it had the King of Queens in it, but I didn't see Kevin James anywhere. Thank God. He is just so beneath me even bothering to talk about him and his dirty brown shorts.

Bro: That's the 'King of Qin,' grasshopper. And now I tear your soul out with Mystic Claw of the Seven Rivers!

Baby: Martial art, indeed! Epic images, and even the great Miyagi-san could learn a trick or two from these guys. Ga ga!

Verdict: Big screen for sure, Daniel-san.


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