A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Shaun of the Dead!

It's a romance! It's a comedy! It's a zombie movie! It's everything to everyone and more! And it evokes unexpected emotional reactions! Watch as the family tries to deal with it!

Dad: It's sad because it's an incisive commentary on the pervasive and insidious ennui infecting Western culture. It's too late! RUN! SAVE YOURSELVES NOW, KIDS!

Mom: It's uplifting because even with civilization collapsing, love is the only thing worth fighting for! Unless, of course, you're already married.

Sis: It's disgusting because even in that other country, they think hot girls go for po' sloppy guys. As if! He's gotta have the bling-bling if he wants to touch my thing-thing with his ding-ding.

Bro: It's cool because this may be the coolest month EVER! First Resident Evil, and now this! It's zombie-licious!

Baby: Zombie movies may not be my bag, but I know a good movie when it bites me in the pooter. Consider my pooter chomped!

Verdict: Perfect date movie for couples wearing each other's blood in vials around their necks. And a perfect distraction for necrophiliacs and their unsuspecting friends. And a perfect comedy for fans of entrail humor.


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