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 The Ex-Files: Another Millionaire Marriage Bites the DustOct 23 2004 by The Cosmic Detective
My good friend Johnny T. invited me to travel the country with him on a press junket for his latest flick. He asked that I help him connect to a deeper level of spiritual Scientology. In return, he promised to give me flying lessons. Not to mention put me up in the best hotels. L. Ron Hubbard even surprised us one night in Dallas. We ordered caviar and tuna tartar and when it arrived, Hubby was posing as the wait staff! That prankster.Imagine my dismay when I got a call about yet another million-heiress whose marriage had gone bust. Little Nicky Hilton. Not three months after a quickie Vegas wedding, it was over. Talk about a no-brainer. And believe me, those girls are no-brainers! Love them dearly but in between the ears, it's nothing but exorbitantly expensive cotton candy. Still, it was my duty to cover the story. J.T. offered his plane and crew for the trip. He even made the captain promise to let me co-pilot part of the flight. I arrived in Los Angeles feeling high from flying, but a little low about my gig. Was Scientology telling me that I wanted more out of life than to butt-insky where I'm not wanted? Is this the life I'm meant to lead? I asked myself while cruising the Sunset Strip in J.T.'s Maserati. Maybe that's the question Nicky asked herself after she sobered up and saw her loafer-wearing, money-managing, East Coast party boy. Perhaps after turning 21 recently, she realized it was time to be on her own. After all, her acting career may take off any day now. Plus, the rest of her clan just moved to Tinseltown. Why miss out on THAT media spotlight? If you ask me, little Nicky did the right thing in annulling that pesky marriage. In realizing that, I also realized that I have a job to do. There will be other million-heiress breakups any day now. And who's better equipped than me to investigate them? Maybe I should send Nicky a thank you card. Her annulment really set me straight. Related Articles The Ex-Files: Another Millionaire Marriage Bites the Dust Oct 23 2004
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