A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Seed of Chucky!

Since Focus Features couldn't be bothered to release this paragon of sequel filmmaking for the critical masses in time for a proper review, the Family thought it would be just as useful to write a limerick in place of a review and skip the movie altogether.

Dad: There once was a doll named Chucky...

Mom: ...Who was Evil Incarnate, and plucky...

Sis: ...He wielded his willy...

Bro: ...On Jennifer Tilly...

Baby: ...so the NEXT sequel is sure to be ducky!

Verdict: Why, exactly?


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