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| You smell better than: Home > Entertainment | January 7th |
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Top Ten Satire Headlines for Brad and Jennifer's Breakup (aka "The Aniston-Pitt Split")Jan 10 2005 by Allen and Lani Voivod
We know, we know - we couldn't help ourselves, either! So now that you've been caught Googling the big breakup news, you might as well finish what you started - it's just 45 seconds out of your life, right?10. Five Ways YOU Can Exploit the Brad-Jen Separation for Cash, Cash, CASH! 9. Aniston's Ex Tate Donovan Offers Shoulder to Cry On, Hands to Cup Breasts 8. Pitt/Aniston Breakup Neither Speeds Up Nor Slows Down Collapse of Western Civilization As We Know It 7. People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" Curse Strikes Again 6. Tsunami Relief Funds Transferred to Center for Americans Obsessed With the Contents of Celebrity Press Releases (CFAOWTCOCPRS), to Help the Huddled Masses in Need Who've Suffered Yet Another Blow to Their Faith and Hope in the Idea of True and Everlasting Love, or at Least the Sanctity of the Marriage Contract 5. Study Reveals Millions of Women Still Have Absolutely No Shot Whatsoever at Bedding Brad Pitt 4. DeVito, Perlman Announce Aggressive Strategy to Take Over Now-Empty "Hottest Red Carpet Couple" Spot 3. Aniston's "Zone" Nutritionist Sends Crate of Turkey Jerky, Hard-Boiled Eggs to Ensure Carb-Free Emotional Bingeing 2. "Pitt Split Lacks Grit!" Spits Brit Nitwit in Illicit Skit's Snit Fit Bit And the Number One Satire Headline for the Breakup of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston: 1. Aniston Overheard: "Turns Out the Motion of the Ocean Really Can't Make Up for the Size of the Dinghy" Why not send this list to a friend so you'll have something to talk about when next you meet? Meanwhile, if you like counting backwards from 10 - and who doesn't? - check out some of these beauties: DeadBrain.com's Top Ten Most Popular Articles During 2004! Ten Reasons You Absolutely SHOULD NOT Vote in Today's Election DeadBrain's Top Ten Satire Headlines for the First Presidential Debate DeadBrain's Top Ten Satire Headlines for President Bush's Press Conference DeadBrain's Top Ten Possible Satire Headlines Regarding the State of the Union Address Janet and Justin's Top Ten Excuses for Super Bowl Sunday's "Peek-a-Boobie" DeadBrain.com's Top Ten Most Popular Articles, Year One!
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