A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Elektra!

No, not the complex, silly! Directed by Rob Bowman of TV's The X-Files (hey, shouldn't you be working on a Fight the Future sequel, dude?), this Jennifer Garner modeling shoot is also a perfect example of how Hollywood fights for its right to make a living off of dead people - real or movie characters.

Sis: Uggh. Going through the DTs at the detox center sucked only slightly more than this.

Mom: Thank Mel it was so lame that I could sleep through half of it. I'm just bushed. I've been keeping your father up every night the past week, trying to take the edge off his Jennifer Garner excitement.

Bro: I never thought I'd say this, but can someone invent a new way of kicking serious cheek bongos? Even the Little Dragons Club at the karate studio can do these movie moves now!

Dad: I applaud the costume designers for their efforts, but I think I've seen more skin on Alias. Interesting! Good writers equal more skin! If only that were true in real life...

Baby: I disdain toys on the floor, now that I can reach things on the coffee table. And I'd rather have seen Spider-Man 2 on a TV for the third time than Elektra on a big screen the first time. Get it? Got it? Good.

Verdict: Not really even worth a BitTorrent download. One less piracy concern for the MPAA!


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