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 DeadBrain Time Machine: Spears and Federline Back Together!Feb 10 2005 by R.C. Johnson
Jackson had been working for months to get Spears and Federline back together after their messy split last March. Federline left Spears in New Orleans after their Mardi Gras trip got a little wilder than either of them had expected. Sources close to Federline say that he became agitated when Spears flashed and fondled the entire Krewe of Bacchus before their annual parade. Federline attempted to pull Spears away from the group, but was stopped by members of the Krewe of Orpheus, who were shouting, "We're next!" After the incident, Federline returned to Los Angeles and moved out of the couple's mansion before Spears could return. He has been living with different friends for the past eleven months. Spears has remained in the house with Toolio since the incident. Jackson played a central figure in the drama surrounding the Spears-Federline split. He has previously admitted that he pushed the two to take the trip to Mardi Gras so that he could spend more time with Toolio, Jackson's godson. Since their return from New Orleans, Jackson has been pushing for a reconciliation, even offering babysitting services to the couple for a weekly "Date Night." After nearly a year of attempts, Jackson was finally able to convince the two to spend Valentine's Day together in Sonoma Valley. The couple dropped Toolio at the Neverland Ranch early Wednesday morning, then traveled north to the Calderwood Inn. They reportedly spent the afternoon drinking wine and laughing together. Late Wednesday night Spears called Jackson to inform him of the reconciliation. Spears also asked Jackson for some extended baby-sitting. "I'm so happy that they've reconnected. They're two delightful people with a beautiful son," said Jackson. "I told them to have a blast together and not to worry about things here at home. I can play with my little Toolio as long as they want me to!" Related Articles DeadBrain Time Machine: Super Bowl Wardrobe Malfunction Streak Continues Feb 5 2005
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