A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Son of the Mask!

It's a sequel where the biggest returning star from the original is...a prop! (The mask, silly.) No Jim Carrey?! No Cameron Diaz in a jaw-droppingly hot red dress?! Uh-oh...

Sis: This looks a lot like what detox felt like. They could use this in Health class and we'd have a totally dry campus.

Mom: This looks a lot like everyday life back when the kids were babies. Thank Mel they're finally old enough to burn down the rest of the neighborhood and not just their own house. Stay out as late as you want, kids!

Bro: This looks a lot like something that 6th grade-geek Paulie made in Flash the other day. Lots of flesh splatting and oversized body parts! He totally gets my sense of humor!

Dad: This looks like the end of Ben Stein's credibility. He has the gall to insult Hollywood moviemaking while appearing in this movie?! Go back to your game show, Nixon-lover!

Baby: I love Jamie Kennedy, but he's a slow burn guy - doesn't fit the bill here. And the cartoonish antics don't do it for me unless they're cartoons. I've been a victim of Mom's Blind Date fetish long enough to have figured that out ages ago.

Verdict: Give your money to a homeless guy instead - especially if he claims to be Loki, Norse god of mischief..


Need a second opinion? Check out the trailer and a different take on the movie by the eminent and learned Brian Briggs at BBspot.com!

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