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A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Fever Pitch!
Jimmy Fallon's back, and he's not going away! The guy who couldn't keep a straight face on Saturday Night Live to save his life has parlayed the job into a movie gig with Drew Barrymore. Not bad, Fallon, not bad.
 Sis: [gasping] I had no idea he was such a good actor! This is crazier than the time I realized how to do matrices in algebra class!
 Mom: I remember that night. I still have tinnitus from all the shrieking. That was the night the cats started drooling.
 Bro: What's "algebra," anyway? Is that smaller than a training bra? [Unsuccessfully ducks away from shower of unpopped popcorn kernels thrown by Sis.]
 Dad: If you're anything like me, son, then between algebra and training bras, you'll be a slow learner on both. On the plus side, you'll have excellent dental hygiene!
 Baby: Doesn't anyone remember Outside Providence? That was a Farrelly Brothers movie, too. Fever Pitch is more like that one than like the rest of their gut-busters, and I'd argue that Providence is their best movie. But they only wrote that one, they didn't direct it. Where was I going with this? Oh, crap. I think I need a bottle to get back on track. MOOOOOOOMMY!
 Verdict: Rental quality, but passable matinee fare.
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