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Star Wars Personals: Thrill-Seeking Romantic

May 16 2005 by Allen and Lani Voivod

SWM, 35, 6', 170lbs., former military officer, occasional drinker and gambler, seeks strong-willed female companion for passion, thrills and galactic joy-riding. Weapons and hyperdrive experience a plus. Must be a Wookie-lover, and must look sensational in a bikini. [Ad #1138]

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