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Star Wars Personals: Seeking Love, Are You Not?

May 16 2005 by Allen and Lani Voivod

S/GR/JK am I, 3'2", 67 lbs., balding intellectual Taoist, likes quiet walks in the swamp, good stew. Teacher I am, by trade and by passion. 6' tall Twi'lek dominatrix into S&M you are, and fluent practitioner of mind control. Once Green you go, never go back will you! [Ad #1977]

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