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Star Wars Personals: This Star-Fightin' Stud Needs a Date!!!

May 16 2005 by Allen and Lani Voivod

I'm SWJK, blond, blue-eyed, with All-Galactic good looks. But, alas, I'm lonely for love, friendship and understanding. Thus, I'm looking for a non-incestual relationship in which we can both grow as individuals, sharing special times, making memories, and building a future together. If you like intense men who specialize in massages, sushi and Tantric love-making, then I may be the prince of your dreams. I've got a gentle, tender touch, love anything starring Audrey Hepburn or Cary Grant, and have a special place in my heart for plush stuffed animals. Yes, I'm sensitive, but I'm NOT gay--please believe me. Let me love you, hold you and make you feel like a woman for the very first time. [Ad #1980]

If this personal ad caused a disturbance in the Force for you, then send it to your friends. It is unavoidable - it is your destiny.

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