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Star Wars Personals: You Wanna Piece of This?

May 16 2005 by Allen and Lani Voivod

GBM lover man lookin' to light your fire. I like warm breezes, cold 40s and hot male action. I'm a decorated general in the Rebel Alliance, so it's "Don't ask, don't tell," if you catch my drift. Though I'm not against going AWOL for the right stud. [Ad #1983]

If this personal ad caused a disturbance in the Force for you, then send it to your friends. It is unavoidable - it is your destiny.

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