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Star Wars Personals: Ever Had Nookie From a Wookie?

May 16 2005 by Allen and Lani Voivod

No?? Then it's high time for some Wookie-lovin'! I'm currently in a loveless marriage, forced to go outside the union for much-needed carnal cravings. If you are a discreet nymphomaniac AND a member of the female species--ANY species--then I'm the 7' tall hunka hunka burnin' love for you! I've got plenty of back hair, so you can just hang on and enjoy the ride of your life! AAAAhhhhhhROOOOOGAH!!! [Ad #3720]

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