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Star Wars Personals: Come to Daddy!

Older, eccentric gentleman looking for stimulating conversation and even more stimulating... You should be a bit on the effeminate side, with narrow hips. I'm clean, discreet, and let's just say that's not a light saber I'm holding, and I'll be REAL happy to see you! [Ad #7251]

If this personal ad caused a disturbance in the Force for you, then send it to your friends. It is unavoidable - it is your destiny.

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