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Clinton, Gore Team Up to Save Dennis Miller's CareerMay 20 2005 by R.C. Johnson
While the announcements shocked most, as neither position appears to be open, it was the motivation behind the announcements that caused uproar in the crowd of over 300. "Since Al and I left public service, those late-night talk shows have gotten really stale," announced the former President. "We're here to save late-night television, especially Dennis Miller." "The President and I really have nothing left to prove in our public service careers," continued Gore. "We're not doing this for ourselves, rather for the American public and Dennis Miller's career." Both politicians made specific references to Miller's CNBC talk show. Clinton referred to Miller's show as a "travesty" and questioned his desire for the business. "I'm really saddened by Dennis' efforts," said Clinton. "When I was in office, he was hysterical. Who didn't love a good 'Oral Office' joke? His humor used to be relentless and cutting edge. Now he's gone soft. It's like he'd rather be writing for PAX Television." Both Gore and Clinton admitted that they would rather watch the O'Reilly Factor than Miller's show. "I tried to watch [Miller's show], I really did," confessed Gore. "Tipper and I loved Dennis in the 80s and 90s. It's just such a shame to see his talent go to waste. Hopefully the President and I can rekindle his edge. I think we owe it to the American public to try." Clinton and Gore announced they would each begin a cross-country campaign starting in June for their desired position. While neither job was open, they both stressed the need for good television and increased material for comedy writers. "We'll campaign until we get the jobs or until they stop putting this crap on TV," proclaimed Gore. Get DeadBrain delivered to your Inbox! Click here to sign up at our parent site. Consider the weekly and monthly editions, each of which contain all-new, laugh-out-loud office comedy you won't see on the website!
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