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A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Mr. and Mrs. Smith!
Where have you gone, my Brangelina? Into the crowd, they'll never find you! Whoops...cribbing from a little Better Than Ezra song there. Who cares about Brad and Angie, anyway? All we want to know is, did director Doug Liman get a good movie out of the deal?
 Sis: [Yawning] It was worth staying up all night watching the tabloid exposé shows on Brad and Angelina we TiVoed. Now I'm tired enough to sleep through this lame movie version.
 Mom: They're both so beautiful…so gorgeous…if I had to pick which one I'd want to do first, I just wouldn't know. I'd probably blow it with both of them, trying to decide. Damnit! I can't even fantasize about it without screwing it up!
 Bro: [To himself] Anyone who plays Doom could've found the guns they're hiding from each other in that house. That's how I know there's no guns in our house. I've been over every inch of it. The time I "got mad" and punched the wall? I thought I'd found a "dead space" for secret storage, but I was wrong.
 Dad: What is this, the A-Team? I've never seen so many rounds fired that didn't hit anyone. Ah, that's what this movie needs - some T! I pity da foo who don't put me in the movie! I pity da fool who don't put me in every movie!
 Baby: It's not as bad as Proof of Life. Fairly hot chemistry between Pitt and Jolie, but a bleah script that leaves the audience at room temperature. Not cold, mind you. Speaking of cold, where's that teether? Mom's been soaking it in the Dr. Pepper, and it's the best thing I've ever tasted.
 Verdict: Rental.
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