A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Flightplan!

And we thought flying with kids was bad. Now we have to fly with crazy single mothers, too?! So did she, or didn't she, board the plane with her daughter? We never let the family do any spoilers here, but all they would talk about is the ending. So instead, we asked them if they'd want Jodie Foster for a mother.

Sis: Oh God no. I mean, my mom's all right, but at least she only goes screaming at the neighbors instead of random people on airplanes.

Mom: I guess that depends on who the other mother is. And whether David Crosby was involved in the conception.

Bro: Only if I could be her sidekick and kick some Pooty Tang with her! I didn't know you could do that with a fire extinguisher, but it makes so much sense now. She's a genius!

Dad: Hey honey, that was Melissa Etheridge with David Crosby, not Jodie Foster. Get your lesbians straightened out. So to speak. David Crosby, sperm donor. Yeech! If Jodie got someone cleaner, I'd consider it. Someone I could have a man-crush on, and it would be cool, because it would be Dad. Maybe John Mayer.

Baby: Look, I'm cutting some teeth right now, and I really don't want to be bothered. You try following a movie with tiny bones slicing through your mouth skin, and see how well you do.

Verdict: We heard Red Eye is better, but we haven't seen it. Maybe you should just wait for DVD instead.


Need a second opinion? Check out the trailer and a different take on the movie by the eminent and learned Brian Briggs at BBspot.com!

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