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While Awaiting an iPod Recharge, Freedom Ferret Takes Notice of the Larger Forces at Work in the World

Sep 23 2005 by Freedom Ferret

Freedom Ferret Says: I think we can all agree that the Divine Dude Upstairs is trying to tell us something. And that 'something' has to do with wind. Wind that breaks stuff. 'Breaking Wind,' I like to call it. He wants us to know that Breaking Wind is very important. Don't underestimate it!

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