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American Midol: 7 Reasons "24" Fans Willingly Suspend Their Disbelief

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'Tis the season when we time-squandering pinheads get a sharp lick of just how precious every moment is on our volatile orb; a planet saturated by a toxic gumbo of charlatans, mercenaries, and hyper-connected ne'er-do-wellers.

And while life imitates art, art imitates life, and poor Art never did manage to wangle a solo career like Mr. Simon's, one thing remains clear as nerve gas:

The talented writers behind Fox's 24 are brilliant, sleep-deprived neurotics at the height of their patriot games.

Show after show and season after nail-biting season, they make me believe that successful creative collaboration isn't dead and buried in Tinseltown after all. With their ever-fresh cavalcade of terrorist plots, sibling rivalries, love quadrilaterals, office politics...and a hopelessly inept Commander-in-Chief who can't make a decision to save his jowls (where DO they come up with this stuff?!), these renegade scripters are most definitely DA BOMB.

That's not to say they're flawless. Questionable plot points arise (a certain mountain lion comes to mind), and characters behave in ways that chuck the rules of credible engagement right out the Explorer window.

But it's the pristine elements that we 24 devotees can't help but adore. Let's hear it for Season Five and:
  1. Jack Bauer. Not since the Marlboro Man have we seen an American hero with such splendid buckskin pluck. Go, Jack, go!
  2. Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!
  3. The fact that our nation's entire existence rests on the quick-tech, whizmeister savvy of Chloe and Edgar. (Thanks, guys!)
  4. Good ol' Curtis. Strong, beautiful, and always willing to follow orders that inevitably get tweaked at the last possible millisecond. A trusting warrior, indeed!
  5. The buxom First Lady and her two supporting co-stars. You go, girls! Way to *bust out* of your restraints this season!
  6. That little shop of bureaucratic horrors known as CTU. (Would SOMEONE please audit their HR process?)
  7. And last but certainly not least, Mr. Tony Almeida, the King of Fast-Healing Head Injuries. We selfishly wish you a speedy recovery, cuz Jack could use your help!
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