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Forget Iraq, al-Qaeda, and the complete lack of security at our shipping ports and nuclear power plants. The real threat is in your own backyard. Literally! That's why the White House created the Department of Homeland Homes and Gardens (DHHG) - to help you fight the terror of home décor.
These are the reports of DHHG activity:
DHHG Profiles in Cleaning: Missy Swiffer
Dec 29 2005
A Holiday Message From the Department of Homeland Homes and Gardens
Dec 15 2005
DHHG Proposes Dress Code; Overalls To Be Outlawed
Dec 1 2005
Homeland Homes and Gardens Department Denies Charges of Torture, Other Alleged Wrongdoing
Nov 10 2005
Ask a Government Decorator! Your Décor Dilemmas Solved
Oct 27 2005
Feh Shui – Authentic New York Style Décor
Oct 13 2005
Katrina's True Lesson - A Spiritual Offering of Hope
Sep 29 2005
Rave Reviews For Broadway's "Don't Fiddle With The Roof"
Sep 15 2005
Starbucks "Personal Coffee System" – for the True Aficionado
Sep 1 2005
DHHG Supports Allies with "Batty for Britain" Program
Aug 18 2005
DHHG Chief Calls for "Purple Power"
Aug 4 2005
New Decorating Style Lets Stars Live Like Regular Folk
Jul 21 2005
DHHG Special Report: People, Homes Make Neighborhoods
Jul 1 2005
DHHG Book Review: "How Would Jesus Decorate?"
Jun 16 2005
Inside Homeland Homes and Gardens – And the Mind of a Style Czar
Jun 2 2005
Homeowners Rally in Washington, Demand Action
May 19 2005
Homeland Homes and Gardens: Designers' Challenge Goes Global
May 5 2005
Ceiling Fandango: DHHG Seeks Restrictions on Faux Tropical Fans
Apr 21 2005
DHHG Offers Help with Mortgage Calculations
Apr 7 2005
Homeland Homes and Gardens Pays Tribute to "Headlamp Hannah"
Mar 24 2005
DHHG: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alderson
Mar 10 2005
Gov't Homes and Gardens Agency Offers Newsletter Preview
Feb 24 2005
Homes Honcho Declares War on French Country
Feb 10 2005
President Tackles Terror, Appoints Homes Honcho
Feb 2 2005
Exclusive: "Chatter" Leads to Discovery of Fundamentalist Home Decorating Cell
Jan 13 2005
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