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Thrill-Seeking Romantic
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
Hutt Seeks Hottie!
His anaconda don't want none unless it's got buns, hon!
Ever Had Nookie From a Wookie?
He even has his own Cingular Wireless ringtone, ladies!
Seeking Love, Are You Not?
Even luminous beings have needs only crude matter can fulfill.
This Star-Fightin' Stud Needs a Date!!!
"There's something alive down there."
You Wanna Piece of This?
This'll be the shortest offensive of all time.
Come to Daddy!
What he tells you is true...from a certain point of view.




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