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Profile: Allen Voivod

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As the editor of DeadBrain.com, I have many duties. Most of these involve hiring lawyers to get our interns out of the county jail, as our HR consulting firm tells us it's more expensive to recruit new interns than to get the old ones out on bail.

I also wear a special girdle that makes my otherwise flat posterior look perky and toned, even in suit pants.

After obsessing over Donald Rumsfeld and Saddam Hussein for a month, I wrote the 16-part Rumsfeld Diaries for the UK Edition of DeadBrain, which ultimately landed me this rewarding position. DeadBrain.com, US Edition of the international satire powerhouse, went live on August 4, 2003.

Pictured: The editor and a famous satirical mannequin, Virginia City, NV, August 2000. Photo: Lani Voivod.