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Profile: Mark Garrison

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San Antonio, TX

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Biography

Mark Garrison is both a loving husband, a devoted father, and a steadfast rebel when it comes to the word "both." Mark Garrison decided to become a writer so that he could inspire children to learn. At least that was his intention before starting to write about homicidal hippos, stinky strippers, and gay sock monkeys. Mark Garrison is a contributor to Monkeybicycle, CricketSoda, IGotNewsForYou, and hopes to soon be a household name everywhere with the exception of Djibouti.

Recent Articles

Company Offers New Hair Replacement Option
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