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Profile: Nick Glauben

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Biography

You know what I do for a living? You know those stupid little ads in the back of paperback books? The ones that urge you to buy the publisher’s other books or to enter into some kind of lame contest? I edit and proofread those. Really. Sure the salaries in publishing are low, but it’s the glamour of the profession that keeps me coming back every morning.

That and the need to support my addictions: food and shelter. Well, food and shelter and alcohol. Wait, that’s not quite right. Food, shelter, alcohol and health care for eating too much food and drinking too much alcohol. No, no, no, food, shelter, alcohol, health care and clothing...just a minute. Food, shelter, alcohol, health care, clothing and...oh, never mind.

If you've got any comments or complaints you can e-mail me at nickglauben@att.net.