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Contribute
By DeadBrain's US Editor, Allen Voivod
There are lots of definitions for the word "contribute." Most of them have to do with giving up something and not expecting anything in return. See also "charity." Donations to sperm banks are the most commonly cited exception to this definition.
While certain members of the DeadBrain staff have been described as "charity cases" (especially by people who consider sex an act of mercy), we're not entirely selfish. Check out our Terms and Conditions for more information.
That's also our sneaky way of getting you into our submissions section, where you can learn all about the whys and wherefores of writing for us – or at least get a laugh while you tremble in fear at all the obstacles we've tried to put in your way.
Perhaps you're not interested in submitting an article, though. Perhaps you deal in advertising, or images, or excess piles of high-denomination Canadian currency. Drop us a line - we'll happily entertain your offer, take it out on the town, see if it comes across at the end of the evening, and get right back to you.
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