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Local News The Local News section has now ended. You can continue to access old articles below and through our archive. New content continues to be added to our other sections, available on the menu. Last 30 stories: Identity Thief's Plans Go Awry Dec 28 2003 Now if we can flood the ID theft market with junk the same way the RIAA floods KaZaA with junk... Local Asian Doesn't Know Kung-Fu, Gets Ass Kicked in Fight Dec 22 2003 Only ritual suicide will redeem the stain on his family name now. Frodo Gets Drunk, Whips Out "Purple Pillar of Minas Tirith" Dec 18 2003 One more case to support the "big feet" myth. Retail Shopping "Dopes" Put Retailers in the Black Again Nov 30 2003 Artificial scarcity has got to be the evilest evildoer's evildoing of evil. Local Teen Creates Anal Sex Themes in Pop Lyrics Oct 7 2003 Come on, who doesn't? Local Man Disturbed by Lesbian Neighbors Oct 5 2003 They could close the bathroom windows, at least. Phew! Adult Film Star Al Jizzeera Succumbs to Name Change Pressure Oct 1 2003 We're voting for "Cock Strongbow." Pregnant Woman Still Hot Sep 25 2003 Nothin' says lovin' like a bun in the oven. Revealed: KKK Imperial Wizard Was Hogwarts Student Sep 10 2003 Investigative journalism at its finest! Local Infant Masters Mouth Popping Craft Sep 6 2003 Showcasing an up-and-coming satirist. Beauty Queen Sues Miss America Over Repetitive Stress Injuries Sep 2 2003 And we thought the "lather, rinse, repeat" cycle was bad enough... Real-Life Honky Tonk Woman Sues Rolling Stones for Defamation Aug 28 2003 Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues. Riot at "Pimp of the Year" Awards Linked to Trophy Store Error Aug 27 2003 Mass hysteria erupts over switched orders. Hot, Sexy, Girl-Next-Door Type Finds G-Spot, God Aug 26 2003 Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last! Miss Dixon has found you. Renowned Psychologist Caught in Self-Googling Scandal Aug 24 2003 "Google, Google on the Net, how many hits does my name get?" Opportunity Knocks; Aspiring Screenwriting Team Chokes Aug 18 2003 Log this one for the files... Local Families Discover the Trouble with Honesty 13 Aug 2003 Not the best policy. Local Couple Duped Again by a Larry King Movie Review Aug 6 2003 Last time. Local Red Sox Fan Shunned as 'Yankee Lover' Aug 4 2003 View previous articles in our archive
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