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CBS Cancels "Reagans," Announces More Conservative Programming Replacements Nov 7 2003 by Ryan Moore CBS, under heavy political pressure, has announced the cancellation of their miniseries, "The Reagans." However, they promised a lot of other great new shows for their fall schedule. Here’s a sneak preview: George is a wacky, lovable sitcom character: he was born rich and went to the best school, yet everything he tries turns into a disaster. But that doesn’t stop him from standing in front of patriotic banners and uttering his hilarious catch phrase: "Mission Accomplished!" On the premiere, George supervises the construction of a new skyscraper. The poorly-planned building collapses, killing hundreds of blue-collar construction workers, but not before George flies in on a helicopter and poses in front of the building for a photo op: "Mission Accomplished!" Mission Accomplished, comedy, Tuesday at 8 E/P, 7 C. Special Guest Stars: Five to twenty less United States soldiers every week! They’re a group of white-collar, white bread, just plain white professionals! The biggest danger they face in their day-to-day lives is nicking themselves with a staple remover. They’d collapse on the floor in the fetal position if they were ever forced to cut their two-hour lunch short, let alone experience firsthand the horrors of war. Yet somehow, they find the courage to support sending American soldiers to die in a foreign land for a cause they haven’t even bothered to fully understand. See the anguishing drama as they struggle with life-changing decisions - like which patriotic quote wrongly attributed to Norman Schwarzkopf to post in their cubicles! The Chickenhawks, drama, Thursday at 9 E/P, 8 C. Special Guest Stars: Every member of the Bush administration except Colin Powell. CBS’s newest and most exciting crime drama is sure to catch your interest, because it’s all about you! That’s right - Attorney General John Ashcroft will be reading out loud from your library and financial records, personal emails, and more! Didn’t think you were guilty of any crimes? You’ll know better, after you "sneak a peek" at... CSI: Your House, crime drama, Wednesday at 10 E/P, 9 C.
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