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Rumsfeld, Satan Reach Tentative Power-Sharing Agreement
U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has reached a tentative power-sharing agreement with the Dark Prince Mephistopheles just south of Hades yesterday.
The deal, brokered by former Ugandan leader Idi Amin, will go into effect at an undetermined date, upon the crazy-eyed Secretary of Defense's descent into the Nether-Regions.
"This agreement benefits both The Devil and Rumsfeld - and Hell in general," said analyst Fred Butler from the Center of Demonic Studies. "The Devil receives the souls of neo-conservatives and Rumsfeld gets unfettered access to the Legions of the Damned."
Both sides seemed pleased that an accord was reached without the unleashing of Hell's fury.
"Under normal circumstances, any mortal who challenged my rule of the Nether Kingdom would burn for all eternity," proclaimed Beelzebub in a press conference shortly after the historic summit. "But Rummy - I like him. He's got that something."
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