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 Bush and Cheney Pose as Harpo and Chico Marx for 9/11 Commission TestimonyMay 4 2004 by Jim Bauman
The Bush-Cheney appearance in front of the 9/11 National Commission on Terrorist Attacks was not open to the public and was termed "casual and humorous" by the press. We now see why from this report by our DeadBrain fly on the wall...The President and Vice-President astonished the Commission members by walking into the Oval Office dressed as Harpo and Chico Marx, respectively. "Wacky and I will-ah take-ah two Slurpees, a box of Raisinets, and a box of Goobers," announced Chico-Cheney. "Mr. Vice-President, what are you talking about? You're here to answer questions about 9/11." responded Thomas Kean, the Chairman. "Oh, 9/11, 9/11.....I thought-ah this was a 7-Eleven," said Chico-Cheney. Suddenly, Harpo-Bush ran over to the couch where the Commission members were seated, bent down, grabbed Mr. Kean's pants leg, and rolled it up. "Mr. President, what are you doing?" asked the shocked Chairman. "He's ah lookin'-ah for weapons of-ah mass destruction," said Chico-Cheney while Harpo-Bush smiled broadly and shook his head up and down. "Ahem, Mr. President, who did you talk to in August of 2001 about the incredibly high amounts of terrorist chatter?" asked Chairman Kean. Bush beamed and reached into his long, loose trench coat and threw rice in the air. Everyone dipped their heads. "Rice?....rice......Condi Rice.....You spoke-ah to Condi Rice?" asked Cheney. Bush smiled and nodded. "Mr. President, this is all so highly irregular. Why won't you speak?" said a clearly exasperated Kean. Bush shrugged. "Well, let's continue. Mr. President, who else did you speak to in the summer of 2001 about the terrorist threat?" queried another Commission member. From his trench coat, Bush yanked out a long string of sausages. "Hot Dogs?...franks?...franks?...General Tommy Franks? Did you speak-ah to General Franks?" asked Cheney. Bush shook his head "No," held the sausages up against his lower abdomen, and arranged them like crosswise piping. "Intestines?...colon?...Colin?....Colin Powell?..(Bush nodded.) You spoke-ah to Colin Powell?" said Cheney. Off in a corner chuckling was Karl Rove, who said, "Aren't those boys great? If things don't work out after November 2004, this could be their next racket." Related Articles Bush and Cheney Pose as Chico and Harpo Marx for 9/11 Commission Testimony May 4 2004
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