Exposed: 'Area 52' and Ancient Grecian Influence on US War Planning - Part 1

Pentagon officials are reportedly furious at the appearance on the web of Russian satellite pictures of 'Area 52.'

Despite official denials, speculation is now rife that US military strategy is being influenced by ancient Greek academics, including White House favorite Victor Davis Hanson.

Previously, claims by UFOlogists and others that the large area fenced off in Wyoming by the US military housed some kind of massive construction had been roundly denied by the Pentagon. Instead, the Pentagon had counter-claimed that the area (which has come to be known as ‘Area 52’), was "only used for basic training purposes."

However the Russian pictures do seem to show a very large structure has been constructed there over the last six months. As one alleged eyewitness, Darren Gross, of Des Moines, Iowa, who claims, with others, to have risked capture to see it, said:

Sure, we saw it. It's big. I mean REAL big, and it ain't no UFO hangar neither, cuz it's got like these real big wheels? And we saw thousands, and I mean THOUSANDS, of troops practicin’ gettin’ in and out of it. No man, it's more like some new armored personnel carrier…something like that. But it's shore bigger than anythin' we ever seen before."

At a hastily-arranged press conference yesterday, senior Pentagon spokesman Ed Hawke said, "Yes, there HAS been a large government construction project taking place in the area over the last few months, but it is NOT, as some reports have suggested, a new kind of giant APC. In fact it isn't even a military project at all."

Asked to then explain the alleged troop maneuvers he said, "I am assured by base commander General Ernie Mykonos that what the alleged eyewitnesses really saw was nothing more than workers constructing the wooden structure involved. In the dark - and we only did this work in the dark - construction workers with their protective helmets, nail guns, boots, and coveralls can very, very, easily be mistaken for troops. Furthermore, as any military analyst will tell you, gross overestimation of numbers at night time is to be expected."

So what the deuce is it? Stay tuned to DeadBrain for more details!

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